Monday, November 14, 2011

Our Weekend Getaway

Over the past week I have started to feel better and a little more like myself.  I really felt the kids deserved to do something fun since they've put up with an ornery sick mommy for the past six weeks.  So it worked out nice that John had Friday of work since it was Veteran's Day, so we took the kids to Columbus to an indoor water park for the weekend.  The water park was awesome, the attached hotel less than awesome, but we all had a super awesome time!  It was nice to getaway, even just for a couple of days!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Monkey Gone Wild

Today Porter and I laid down for a nap together.  Well, I fell asleep and Porter didn't.  I woke up to Gabe screaming about Porter chasing him with butter.  What?  Unhappily, I get out of bed and go see what Porter is up to.  Sure enough he has a stick of butter mushed in his hands and is smearing it on everything, including his brother, his own clothes and hair, my cell phone, the couch, the throw pillows, Gabe's legos, our wooden train track and trains, not to mention the walls, and carpet.  Seriously, I'm so mad at him right now I could spit nails!  The wild thing is locked in his room right now so he can take the nap he should have been taking earlier (and until I don't feel like drop kicking him across the state of Ohio).

I don't know what it is about that kid and food today.  The butter incident happened only hours after the honey incident this morning.  While I was in the shower Gabe busts through the door screaming that Porter is chasing him with the honey.  What?  Porter's chasing me with the honey!  Well, go take the honey away from him.  Minutes later Gabe is back in the bathroom with the confiscated honey bear.  Mom, he's still chasing me with honey on his hands!  Now, Porter comes running into the bathroom with honey smeared in his hair and holding his hands out in front of him like a zombie.  Porter, come here I yell, but he ignores me and goes straight for Gabe who's now backed into the bathroom corner screaming like a little girl.  Porter starts rubbing the honey that he thinks is on his hands (but it's actually now in his hair) onto Gabe.  Gabe is inconsolable even though no honey actually got on him.  Both kids end up in the bathtub, Porter needs the honey washed out of his hair and Gabe needs to be assured there is no honey on his physical being.  I'm really thinking Porter just likes to see Gabe run and scream like a girl.

Another recent example:
Gabe: (screaming like a girl) Mom!  Porter's squirting me with a water gun!
Me: It's not going to hurt you if you.  Besides, how many times have you squirted him with the water gun?
Gabe:  But he's getting the water out of the toilet!

Oh, and then there was the pillow pet slaughter.  That's right, our kids got pillow pets for Christmas.  Gabe got a frog and Porter got a monkey.  The other night when John went in to check on the kids after they had gone to sleep, guess who wasn't asleep?  That's right.  Porter.  He was busy pulling all of the stuffing out of his monkey and throwing it all over the bedroom.  We even had to take stuffing out of his mouth.  Is it considered cannibalism for a human with monkey powers to eat a stuffed monkey?  Savage two year old.

I really shouldn't give Porter our out of control monkey child all the attention here.  So here's a couple of Gabeisms to end this post:

While wrestling with daddy . . .
John: Eeeew gross, you just tooted.
Gabe: Yeah, that's my secret weapon!

Gabe: Mom, when am I going to have finesse?
Me: Uh, gee, I don't know exactly when one acquires finesse.  Why exactly were you wondering this?
Gabe:  So I can play board games like daddy.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Full Circle

One year ago we were anxiously waiting to hear if John had been accepted into AFIT (Air Force Institute of Technology).  If he was accepted we'd be in Ohio for another two years, if not we would PCS (move) in the summer.  AFIT didn't happen, and the AF informed us that they had bumped us up into spring moving cycle not the summer cycle, so we should expect to be moving in February to March time frame.  Okay, no biggie, except no assignment comes in.  So we are informed that we are back on the summer move cycle.  Okay, no biggie, just more waiting.

Well, we're waiting and we're waiting and everyone else seems to be getting assignments except for us.  So we keep waiting and waiting.  Seriously everyone else has an assignment now.  People start cracking jokes about us possibly being sent to ASBC in Alabama.  Well, funny ha ha, we finally get an assignment and sure enough - ASBC instructor Maxwell AFB Montgomery, Alabama.  So I cried at first, but quickly accepted the reality of the situation and jumped on the "hooray we're moving to the South wagon."

We had six weeks before our report date in May.  We decided to do a DITY (do it yourself) move and we started boxing up our life in Ohio.  We gave notice to our landlord to vacate to our current house, scheduled cleaners and a moving truck. We found a darling house to rent in Alabama and signed a lease.  I got excited planning all the vacations and road trips we could take while we lived in that part of the country.

Meanwhile the school year was wrapping up and we did not fill out the paperwork to hold Gabe's spot for the next school year because we're moving, right?  Also in the midst of all this our ward was split and we started attending a new ward which I put zero effort into getting to know people there because I knew we were moving soon.

And then ASBC was put on the chopping block.  Which means everything was put on hold for us again.  So we sat and waited.  Sure enough ASBC was cancelled, but we still had orders to go to Alabama.  On a whim John put in another application to AFIT here in Ohio just to keep our options open.  So we waited and waited and waited for news.  Finally our report date to Alabama was pushed back, so we knew we would be in Ohio now until the end of July.  So we hung out in Ohio for the summer.  A little inconvenient since a lot of our stuff was already packed in boxes.  However, as long as we were stuck waiting somewhere we were happy it was in Ohio with our friends and neighbors.

Then summer was ending and still no news.  At this point John decided to find a job on his own.  He had heard that ROTC needed officers so he got on the phone with AFPC (personnel) and was approved to put in an application to teach ROTC.  Unknown to us another long process had begun.  We realized we would be in Ohio for a bit longer and we should probably enroll Gabe in school.  On Friday I picked up an enrollment packet at his school.  Thankfully they still had space open.  On Tuesday when I dropped the completed packet off at the school I was 10th on the waiting list.  What the?  Oh well, we'll try another school it's not like were going to be in Ohio for much longer.  We enroll Gabe at a Christian School that costs three times as much money, he attends half as much, and is academically far behind his old school.  Which means he's bored and not being challenged.  Whatever, it's just for a few months.

Finally we hear back on John's ROTC application.  He applied to RPI (Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute) in Troy, New York and the cadre there accepted his application, they just have to get approval from the dean of RPI, which shouldn't be a big deal, they tell us to expect a report date of October 31.  Sweet something is finally happening.  I start to pack more anticipating the upcoming move in October.  I go a little crazy this time packing curtains, pictures off the wall, toys, clothes, lots of stuff!  Basically we are down to the bare necessities.

And then a hurricane hits the east coast.  Do you know how long a hurricane and the resulting flooding will delay an already slow process.  Well, neither do I, but it seemed like forever before we got the approval from RPI.  In the mean time we had been planning on a report date of 31 October like the commander had told us. We throw an early birthday party for Gabe, because he really wanted a party here in Ohio before we moved.  And then we get our RIP sheet and it has a report date of 31 Dec.  Seriously?

Okay, at this point I don't believe we are ever really going to move.  But, here's where things get pretty funny.  Remember that application John put into AFIT on a whim?  Yeah, we kind of forgot about it too.  And then one night while we were laying in bed we realize that we will still be in Ohio when the AFIT decision is made (we thought we'd be long gone by now).  Which means that we've made a full circle and we are back where we were last year where if he gets accepted into AFIT we'd be staying here in Ohio.  After all of this we could end up staying here!  We should hear about AFIT by November 15th.

So in the meantime we have orders to move to New York which means we have to prepare like we are leaving.  So we've again notified our landlord, scheduled moving stuff, notified Gabe's school that we will be withdrawing him from school the end of this month, etc.  Even if we stay in Ohio I'm taking Gabe out of his current school and we will move out of our current house.  I can't even begin to describe how frustrated and tired I am of this whole thing.  Our life has been completely on hold for over a year now.  We couldn't travel home to see family this summer, because we thought we were moving.  My family wants to spend Christmas with us this year, but we can't tell them what state will be living in so they can buy airline tickets.  We don't even know if we'll be in a home or a hotel for Christmas for that matter.

I really don't mean to complain.  I trust Heavenly Father has a plan for us and things will work out the way they should.  For example, had we moved to New York in October when were originally told to I would have been in my first trimester.  I have been so sick with this pregnancy that I can't even imagine having to move when most days it's an accomplishment for me to get off the couch and feed my kids.  So maybe timing was a blessing in all of this.  And as frustrating as every thing's been, I really am so grateful John has a good job and we have health insurance.

And lastly, a side note:  I've decided we will never do a DITY move again.  I'm just not a procrastinator.  It's not in my nature.  Which is why my house has been packed since March.  So next time my husband tries to talk me into a DITY move someone please remind me I said NEVER again : )  Anyways, we'll keep you posted on if we're staying or leaving.  We should finally know for sure in a couple of weeks!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Trick or Treat!

Our Halloween Fun!
Gabe and Porter very proud to be showing off the mini bat pumpkins they made (as well as showing off some skin)!
Aren't those bats cute?
  Spidey enjoying a hard earned cupcake at our church's Trunk or Treat.  
Gabe did the cupcake walk for probably 20 minutes (which is an eternity to him) trying to win a cupcake and never did.  Stupid cupcake walk, you should know better than to make a super hero cry.  Lucky for Spidey, he has a mom who will steal baked goods for him!

Carving Pumpkins!
 This year we all carved self portraits . . .  
 Porter - the monkey
Gabe - the Lego head
 John - the pumpkin transformer accidentally turned engineering disaster
And me - the pregnant witch
(yes, that's an announcement)
Our cute pumpkin family sans John's pumpkin, because it was lying in the grass.  It looked like someone came pumpkin smashing at our house and only destroyed his.

These kids are ready 
for some Trick or Treating!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Apple Orchard

One of the fun things we did while Josh and Dana were here is go to the Apple Orchard.  As you can see the kids had a ball running around and sampling the goods!

A bushel later and we call it a day!

Josh & Dana Visit

Remember our friends Josh & Dana?  Well, Josh just graduated from Pilot Training in Mississippi and soon they will be heading to their next assignment in Las Vegas, Nevada.  But first they took a road trip to visit some family in South Dakota and lucky for us they stopped for a few days in Ohio on their way home!
It was so much fun to have the whole gang back together! And WOW the gang has grown!  Can you believe there were only two kids when we all first met?


Thursday, October 6, 2011

He's Five! (well, almost)

Last Saturday we celebrated Gabe's 5th Birthday!  True, his birthday isn't for another month, but it was really important to him to have a party with his friends before we moved, so we celebrated early.  Originally we planned to have the party at a park, but the weather didn't cooperate with us, so we ended up having the party at Burger King.  Thankfully everything turned out great  (I was super nervous about the Burger King thing)!

Here's pictures of our Lego Star Wars party!


This was the easiest birthday cake I've ever made!
Every kid went home with their own "lightsaber" bubble wand.
And a bag full of candy from our Darth Vader pinata.
(Vader's hiding behind the milk and orange juice)
 The Birthday Boy blowing out the candles!
(I love how you can see Porter in the corner of the picture helping Gabe out.)
 Gabe wearing what was left of our Darth Vader pinata after the kids attacked it with a lightsaber.
 I find this picture pretty funny of the dads checking out Gabe's new toys!
 
Thanks to all of our Ohio friends who celebrated Gabe's special day with us!  What a gift it is to celebrate birthdays and holidays and not feel homesick for our families in Utah since we have been blessed with such an awesome family of friends here in Ohio! 

Monday, October 3, 2011

Welcome Fall

This is my favorite time of year and since it appears we are going to be in Ohio for the season, I thought we should decorate!  So we headed out to the pumpkin patch to pick up some fall decor.  (By the way, it's really stupid to vacuum out your van the day before you go buy corn stalks, straw bales, and pumpkins.  Just FYI.)  

Here's my front porch looking all harvesty after our trip to the pumpkin patch.  
And this cute wreath is on my front door.
 (Thanks to my cousin Natalie for the awesome idea!)
Welcome Fall!