Kid Funnies

Here's a few funnies from my kids over the past few weeks:

The other day I heard Gabe pretending to order at a drive-thru window.

"I need a number zero, a Dr. Pepper, and that's it!"

Is it a sign we eat out too much if my child pretends to be at a restaurant or fast-food joint? Never mind, don't answer that.

Gabe has code named John "Combat Carl." So everyday when I hear Gabe yell, "Combat Carl! Combat Carl!" I know it's code for, "Daddy's home from work." Love it! You all know that Combat Carl was one of toy soldiers Sid blew up in Toy Story.

Sunday during lunch:

Gabe: (Burps) "Oops, my mouth just farted."

Me: " You mean you burped?"

Gabe: (laughing) "Yes. A mouth fart burp."

I was feeling very motherly the other day, so I actually combed Porter's hair after he got out of the tub. (I typically just use the good old finger comb for my kids hair.) Porter saw Gabe and said, "Mommy, what happened to Porter's hair?" Ha, ha! Love that my children are shocked by the cultures of refined society liked combed hair!

And last, a Porter funny. We stopped at Wendy's (I know, more fast food. Please don't judge me.) on the way home from story time at the library. I handed the kids each one chicken nugget and proceeded to drive home. I glanced back at a red light and noticed that Porter was sound asleep with the entire chicken nugget in his mouth! Guess he was super tired if he didn't bother to chew or swallow. I reached back and pulled the chicken nugget out of his mouth and he immediately woke up screaming. So I gave him back the chicken nugget and he promptly falls back asleep nugget in hand. Some kids need their teddy or blanket to fall asleep, mine just wanted his chicken nugget.