Happy Monday everyone! Here's a collection of cute/funny things Gabe has said lately that had to be preserved for posterity's sake. Enjoy.
"Congratulations Mom, you just woke up Porter."
"I'm going to be in a rock band, but not until I'm 4. You have to be 4 years old to be in a rock band."
"Holy Gracious!"
(We think this is a combo of Holy Cow and Goodness Gracious.)
"One, two, buckle my shoe.
Three, four, shut the door.
Five, six, pick up sticks AND FIGHT!"
Gabe: I'm going to Disneyland with my Mom and my brother, his name's Porter.
Dana: Is your Dad going?
Gabe: No, he's sick.
Dana: Maybe you could say a prayer and your Dad will get better so he can go with you.
Gabe: No, that won't work. He needs medicine.
Mom: (very serious) Gabe, do you want a spanking?
Gabe: No, thank you. Oh, and you're welcome!
Mom: Gabe, why didn't you eat all of your cookies?
Gabe: Because I don't like the crust..
Gabe: Can I watch cartoons?
Mom: No, I'm watching the news.
Gabe: Why?
Mom: So I know what happened today.
Gabe: I know what happened. Jesus died.
6 comments:
haha looove it.
I dont like crust either Gabe. We eat oreos the same.
Well, he must be my grandkid if he didn't want to eat the crust! I'm with him...I only like the center of the oreo and not the cookie and I really don't like mushy oreos in my ice cream either...cookies and cream! Loved these little quips! Thanks for sharing XOXO
Well, he must be my grandkid if he didn't want to eat the crust! I'm with him...I only like the center of the oreo and not the cookie and I really don't like mushy oreos in my ice cream either...cookies and cream! Loved these little quips! Thanks for sharing XOXO
Fun sayings! Kids say the cutest things!
So funny! I hope Porter's feeling better now!
I love recording cute sayings. So fun! I love the crust part!
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