Idiot Warnings

You all know what an "idiot warning" is right? You know the warning labels they put on things for complete idiots. Like on my stroller there is a label that actually warns parents not to collapse the stroller while the baby is in it. The same thing is on my pac-n-play "don't fold this up if you baby is in it." No brainers right? So the other day I totally had my own idiot moment, however, there was no idiot label there to warn me that putting a carbonated beverage in a sippy cup may cause a pyroclastic eruption of Cherry 7-Up to spew into my child's face!" Let me tell you how much my two year old enjoyed being firehosed by his sippy cup . . . not very much! Seriously, did I miss the warning? Or am I just an idiot? Never mind, don't answer that.