This is Quentin's favorite book, No, David! By: David Shannon. If you haven't read it to your kids - do! It's great : ) We read it about 1,000 time a day : )
Currently, Quentin is our little troublemaker. We are way past the stage of him trying my patience, I'm just trying to survive him right now. He gets into trouble faster than a speeding bullet and ricochets from one thing to another so fast my head spins!
So, this post is just for Quentin, my little troublemaker : )
No, Quentin!
By: Mom (and David Shannon)
Quentin's mom always said . . .
No, Quentin!
No, Quentin, No!
No! No! No!
Out of the water, Quentin!
Not the pie, Quentin!
Get down from there!
Fish don't use hand sanitizer, Quentin!
No selfies in church, Quentin!
We don't eat caramel sauce out of the bottle!
Hands off, Quentin!
Use your spoon!
Where are your clothes?!
I said get out, Quentin!
Eat your dinner!
I said no, Quentin!
Quentin, come here.
Yes, Quentin . . .
I love you!
UPDATE
90% of the above photos were taken all on one day as I followed Quentin from one shenanigan to the next for the purpose of writing this post. However, since posting it, I've felt like I need to add a few more pictures & stories about Quentin (to better complete the picture I'm trying to paint, you know?). Most of these pics I've posted before, but I felt they needed to be included here too. And sorry, not all the "stories" match the pics . . . I can't follow him with my camera all of the time : )
Seriously, Quentin? Not your best idea.
We don't eat markers and bag balm is not hair gel!
Quentin, that's the 4th pair of glasses you've broken!!!
Your hair is not a napkin!
Get out of the dishwasher, stay off the stove, and stop turning the broiler on!!!
Vroom! Vroom! Pigeon at the wheel!
Get down, Quentin!
Would you like noodles with your spaghetti sauce?
I said, down!
What did you just flush down the toilet?
Is that my toothbrush?
Who put the gum and granola bars in the toaster?
And who shoved 4 games into the Wii?!
Tampons are not bath toys!
Get your binkie out of the toilet!
Quentin is always playing in the bathroom and kitchen sink. We're used to having the counters, floors, and Quentin for that matter being soaked with water. However, one day John got quite a surprise when he took a cereal bowl out of the cupboard and found it filled with water along with several other bowls Quentin had filled and then put away unbeknownst to us.
If you are going to eat Nutella out of the jar, please use a spoon, not your hands.
How did you get the matches???
You are not Picasso! Quit coloring on the walls!
Did you just dump an entire bottle of body wash down the drain?!
Just a hunch, but I don't think Aunt Jenny appreciated your phone call at 4:30 AM.
In regards to Quentin, Gabe is always telling Porter, "And that's why you can never trust a baby!" That phrase pretty much applies to any situation with Quentin : )
All that being said, no matter how frustrated I get at this little monster, I sure love the little boy! He is a mama's boy through and through and nothing compares to that! I love you Quentin!
Now, please stop picking my nose!
