Happy Monday everyone! Here's a collection of cute/funny things Gabe has said lately that had to be preserved for posterity's sake. Enjoy.
"Congratulations Mom, you just woke up Porter."
"I'm going to be in a rock band, but not until I'm 4. You have to be 4 years old to be in a rock band."
"Holy Gracious!"
(We think this is a combo of Holy Cow and Goodness Gracious.)
"One, two, buckle my shoe.
Three, four, shut the door.
Five, six, pick up sticks AND FIGHT!"
Gabe: I'm going to Disneyland with my Mom and my brother, his name's Porter.
Dana: Is your Dad going?
Gabe: No, he's sick.
Dana: Maybe you could say a prayer and your Dad will get better so he can go with you.
Gabe: No, that won't work. He needs medicine.
Mom: (very serious) Gabe, do you want a spanking?
Gabe: No, thank you. Oh, and you're welcome!
Mom: Gabe, why didn't you eat all of your cookies?
Gabe: Because I don't like the crust..
Gabe: Can I watch cartoons?
Mom: No, I'm watching the news.
Gabe: Why?
Mom: So I know what happened today.
Gabe: I know what happened. Jesus died.